"Salem here, and we need to have a little discussion… see, I have been at PetSmart for over a week now, and nobody has put in an application for me! I'm not sure what to do about it. I watch them walk by, they ooh and ahh over my sleek panther-like physique, and then… they're gone. What they're really missing out on is the most amazing, playful, sweetest little boy ever! Got a laser pointer? Well then, I'm your best friend! Got a feather toy? Hey, I'm all yours! Got a nice little sunny spot for me to soak up some rays? Ok I'm there! Does anyone have any suggestions for how I can get noticed?" - Salem